when you attempt to talk to your crush and
Your squirtles name is pikachu.
mind your own business
I hate it when I get inspired to art
and then I art
and the art says no
IM DYING OF THE CUTE <333
I can’t believe they left their child unattended #badparenting
*obama voice* don’t worry america, congress is just going through a phase “IT’S NOT A PHASE, BARACK” *slams door*
he sounds like an irritated tumblr blogger like he’s not even trying to make it sound nice he’s just like r u srs house republicans get ur fucking shit together
I thought this was shopped, but it’s legit. (x)
Way to act professional. Pull a teenage angst moment and rant to twitter. Quite Presidential.
Well, think about it. They shut down the government.
they got mad
"at last," nicolas cage whispers, caressing the declaration, as congressmen are too busy arguing to notice the missing document